omg u messed up
i luv christ and all but come on! God aint like that! u r seriously mesed up! wtf were u smokin u ****head! man all these Christ movies mstly make fun of him! man u r all messed up!
Reviews for "A story of Noah's Ark"
Offended Yep
Uh Ya God Actaully Flooded The Earth Because He Was Pissed At Pontius Piliot And Not EVERYONE
DIED w.e. It was pretty Funny Except U Pretty Much
Offneded Me At The End !
So W.e. U = Go+ Away = LOSER
F Off
l8er Matt
yeah guy
yeah, so true, so great. i love you people. and to the religious scu, out there...just shut the fuck up you ignorant fucks who dont even know shit about their own religion
Oh yes!
Yes! God made the whole flood-thing just to KILL, KILL, KILL!!! If EVERYONE (except Noah) was bad, evil and stuff, it sounds like a good idea to me to kill everybody. :P And YES! all those children were sent straight to hell! Because God just doesn't give a shit about anyone! Yes!!!
I think someone should really THINK before writing about Gods' evilness. Who said those child souls were sent to Hell?
Truthful and logical.
Ok, OmegaRaptor and you other religious assholes, this probably did happen (save the hand of god dunking the lil girl). Think about it. If he flooded the WHOLE world, he's bound to've killed thousands of innocent children, in which, the bible says God "forgives" because they're young and ignorant. This story is very truthful. If God loves us all so much and is so forgiving, why did he make a place of burning and fire and agony and torcher for people to suffer and burn and scream and be in pain for all eternity non-stop? What does that tell you about "God"? If you ask me, God sounds like a hypocritical saddistic prick who takes pleasure in watching us suffer, like he's doing right now if he's *actually* up there... or out there, or somewhere.. I don't know, religion keeps changing God God damnit! First he was a being now he's an entity and first he was in the sky now he's floating in space! If he's an entity how did he get Jesus' mom pregnant? Why hasn't God flooded us in a few thousand years? Oh and Omega Raptor... I just *have* to rip you apart because I'm bored and because you're a jackass.
"What is funny is that you "non-believers" talk about Noah and act like you know a lot about the bible. It seems you have heard about it before and made up the rest."
That's just plain fuckin' stupid. Yeah dumbshit, we read the first half then just kind of guessed and got fairly acurate results.
"Do any of you believe in heaven? Hell?"
...YES we believe in it all, that's why we're "non-believers" and "athiests" you fuckin' numb nutted moron! =D
"Do you guys believe in Greek/Roman Mythology? Zues, Hades, Hera, etc.? Of course... Where is all that magic today?"
Do you *REALLY* have the right to tell us what and what we don't believe in? See, I rest my case on religion being controlling.
"The Bible is the truth, the light. RIght now, do you see me using profanity or bellowing about your beliefs?"
The Bible is true, yes, it protests incest and yet... says Adam and Eve's children fucked one another. Oh and yes, I see you bellowing about our beliefs because you're fucking BITCHING ABOUT WHAT WE BELIEVE IN you fuckin' shithead.
"Your theories, of NOah and the great flood is misled. You say us "Christians" should get our facts straight before we "Preach". I believe it is you "athiests", mostly, who need to get your facts straight."
Might I remind you that you're a Christian who's trying to say that when God flooded the world he didn't kill any three year olds or pregnant women... hmmm... who needs to get their facts straight...?
"Why bother arguing or reading the Bible?"
You're right, why bother reading the Bible? It's like a cheap novel. =D
"Unless you guys find the right path, which I hope some of you do, either now, soon, or during the rapture. You will be spending Eternal Damnation in the bowels of hell."
Gee, what a nice way to not profanely confront us. =). "YOU DON'T BELIEVE LIKE ME BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SAY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE LIKE ME YOU'RE GOING TO HELL GOD DAMNIT!" Fuckin' hypocritical sack of shit.