Here are my reviews from start to finish as I played your game.
1: IT IS STILL LOADING?!?!?!!?
2: NOW IT'S DONE. *Clicks play* *Jaw drops* NO ARMOR GAMES OR AG OR ANYSHIT INTRO? I LOVE THIS!!
3: Simple controls. AWESOME!
4: The soundtrack is candy to my ears.
5: The story is simple and it blows my mind.
6: You can die and when you do, you fly and you can "revive" by getting syrup? FUCK YES.
7: This game is CRATE!!!!