Fun game man! A change of perspective, i really liked this, what i think to be a very innovative idea! Gave me a couple of laughs! Also appreciate the Monty Python reference, haha.
The only problem i had was that i ended up reading the same note several, several times.
Is the proper ending the ending in which you hang to death by standing on a tree? Doing this gets you to the same screen if you had killed yourself using lava or water.