excellent game, always wanted to mess up some of these colorfull fairytale shits, always hated innocent things and innocent people who are always squealers, shitheads and anyone hates them and noone never wanna fuck them, always wanted to be invincible badass like this robot and fuckup maggots, fuckyea:]
Reviews for "The Fairyland Massacre"
A lot of potential for mindless (violent!) fun, art was good, controls were fairly intuitive, but I think I speak for a lot of laptop users when I say that I'd really appreciate keyboard controls in addition to the mouse-based defaults.
Super fun game, kinda wish levels were a little more personally adaptable. Also if you just go get the last piece you finish the game, no dragon, no worries.
Well, what gets allowed a T rating has changed since I was younger.
Ahem.
For those of you having trouble killing the dragon, he's invincible to normal weaponry, but super ultra SPOILER ALERT! There are two golden skulls facing each other, at least one set in the top left middle somewhere. When you walk through them, lightning shoots between the two. The lightning doesn't hurt you, and doesn't have any conceivable affect on the common enemies. Do you see where this is going?
I liked the game, but gosh was it a grind to killing things. Honestly, I wish there were more upgrades, as after you get the laser at around Lv. 15, the game becomes just a grind to mash through every enemy and go get the map pieces, usually involving abusing the terrain to kill the 9 ladybugs that just appeared on screen all around you. I think I spent more time walking into ladybugs than killing anything else in the game...
Great game though. No huge glitches on my computer, fairly easy to grasp, and fairly good at holding attention. The map is designed incredibly well and the music only gets repetitive if you have just spent five minutes killing damn ladybugs...
I look forward to your future works.
I hate ladybugs. I seriously do.
The game was entertaining. The only challenge I had in the game was that annoying dragon. Being the smartass I am, I tricked it into one side of that "+" shaped rock, and stood on the other side, just outside its range, and spammed it with Q and E for about 15 minutes. To no avail. Of course, it takes another way to beat it, which you can find by reading some of these reviews.
Also, wished that I could keep the experience I cumulated when I choose to replay the game, so I could cut through those knights, frogs, and FREAKING LADYBUGS!!! like meat.