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Reviews for "Every War in History Ever"

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You forgot the part where they publically speak to other's and get them to believe their opinions and then make those people fight and die in their stead. Otherwise, *clap clap clap*.

I also think the animation was spot on with uniqueness and was generally symbolic enough to not offend anyone.

Meh

Didnt find it funny, animation was pretty low value, the message had quite a bit of holes in my opinion.

constructive criticism: maybe remake this as every debate in history, and instead of guns they fight with words, replace the flag with the FOX logo or something. Dont know how entertaining it would be but it would make more sense.

StaticBunny responds:

Your username is my reaction to this review.

The animation is not supposed to be impressive. There is no true message. DEBATES ARE A MINOR FORM OF WAR.

You fail.

This sums up about every war

Except for the ones over land. But still. I like this cartoon. Its funny

You Son of a Bass Turd!

The nature of this short is inkreditably offens i've. I give you one zero for this garbage. You think you're so funny by ripping on the greatest country in the world (fact). It's people like you that give humanity a bad name. I hate your god damned opinyun because it's incredibly stupid. Yeah, I'm aware of my misspellings, but in my opinnyum it's beater. So go die sometime within the next 200 years (yeah that's right, I wish you not to live past 200+current age of you-self. That's how I fight my wars baby; it's a sure thing... for now. And if you don't love it you can leave it... 'merica that is, and if you don't live here, then move here and get your ass out becous you can't handle being a real man.

If you took everything seriously up to this point then your retarded.

If you think I used the wrong your/'re on accident then give yourself a sarcastic pat on the back from me whilst saying, "You're so smart" :)

I guess I should add that the individual who claimed you offended everyone over the age of 18... I'm 27 (totally bragging right there) and did not feel one ounce of offense (I hear that emotions are generally measured in ounces). Of course then I'd be saying offense is an emotion, whereas one could easily argue that it is an emotional response, but not an emotion in itself. Touche to those who say that.

Funny little deally you made there. I share your ideals on the stupidity of war. As for the land/power argument... what is power? The land part not so philosophical, but the power portion definitely is. Some believe it is little green pieces of paper (now I"m thinking of Hitchhiker's Guide...) Anywho I get what you mean, and enjoyed the reminder that not everyone else is so lost in the tornado of their own thoughts that they can't take a minute to step back and realize the dumb things we do as humans. Personally I'm a pacifist marxist, but don't tell anyone... they tend to get the wrong idea.

StaticBunny responds:

My personal favorite review right here. Very intelligent. :)

lol?

Its just like America Vs Communism :D oh those commy's HA HA HA!