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Reviews for "Dire Haven"

No...

Not so fun. I ragequit pretty quick.

Pretty fun

Nothing special but still fun. Also I'm keeping with the count \/

Holy creativity, Batman!

So it's platformer where you run and jump from point A to B. Oh, but this one is special: its lone ingenuity is that the characters are naked! Yowza! It boggles the mind! The controls work and don't feel very slippery, so it's playable. The look of the game is pixelated and nothing special. The game-play just comes off as cookie cutter, i.e : "Gasp! The walls in this level have been rearranged in a manner as to influence me in the direction of various lethally pointy obstacles! Just like in every other platformer!" Later on things get mixed up with things like fire traps and falling ceilings, etc. However, this is also done in most other platformers. So while it works its only nuance is the exposed nature of the player, and this is nothing more that a visual aspect and doesn't play into the mechanics. So I am no more inclined to play this platformer than any of the others on the site, making it generic. I could also just play a porn game if I wanted nudity... I might go do that now.

O.K

its O.K but you should have a quality setting cause my $hitty computer cant run that good and i nearly wen't insane getting both badges. (P.S yes i have both badges and got them during ALOT of lag)

wheres my damn medals

there are no medals while this game clearly is in the medals section???