Nice but too short (only 1 mission)
Had the potential to become a great game, but 1 mission is simply too little, the game is thus too short, and having more options would be a nice thing.
Reviews for "TALIBAN"
"Do or do not, there is no try"
im sorry, but did you realize you crossed the border between making fun of a corrupt organization and a religion?
where did that quote come from? Jedi Master yoga?
GroggyLobster responds:
His name is YODA, not yoga. Are you trying to mess with f'ing star wars? I think you just crossed the thin line between fun and heresy. >:(
Great idea for a game and could have been great.
Well, look at the bright side.
With the official announcement of Osama Bin Laden's death all over the news, at least your game will get plenty of visits.
Both good and bad scores...more or less...And alot of Osama is dead competition...
But hey! Look at the bright side...um...err...Allah Akbar!
SCORE: 5/10 & 3/5
Funny dialog +1
Funny death scene at Allah praising +1
Shortness of game -1
Lack of controlled abilities -1 (ie. No shooting, jumping, grenades, ect.)
Base 5/10 +2 -2 = 5/10
PS: Maybe you could make a game thats actually about the Mujahedin fighting the Russians during the 80's.
Maybe a skinny Afgan with an old rifle going up against tanks and helicopters. lol
One mission is not enough
OK, I live in Pakistan and I get the jokes in it, but this game could have been better.
A few corrections:
It is Allah Hu Akbar. If you do not know what it means, it means, "The God is great". Basically Allah is arabic for The God.
Secondly, spelling of Alcohol is wrong
Thirdly, If Muhammad did actually know what Taliban are doing, he would probably disown them from the religion.
Finally, the 72 virgins is a myth, no reality attached to it.
I however loved the art, but the moving animations were a bit clunky. It would have been better if the guy tripped on something and he went kaboom, and you had to jump over it. Similarly many obstacles before he actually reached the US compound
GroggyLobster responds:
Geez, it's satire. No need to feel offended.