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Reviews for "Clarence's Big Chance"

One thing

I'm not saying it's bad or something but jumping on lamps kills me

i love this game

the music was what i loved the most :) this game is awesome

Old School like Super Mario and Leisure Suit Larry

This game was put together so well that I probably would have bought this back in the day. It reminded me of Leisure Suit Larry mixed with Super Mario. I played the entire game through til the very end. I only achieved 75% but I plan on going back a couple times. I know this must have taken you forever to make because it took me a long time to beat. After each level it just kept going on and on but in a good way to where I wasn't just questioning about when this game would end or if it ever would end. You kept the content strong and I liked it. I mean who wouldn't love having a random car driving through the office!

Problems:
The only problem that I had with the game were the blocks themselves. The ones that flicked off and on in the Search History. That section of the game I probably spent a good 20-25 frustrating minutes trying to get through it. I couldn't reach the last tooth in the office on floor 3F no matter how hard I tried even if I used the mouse to jump on. Jumping on enemies to get to a higher height in general I felt was made to difficult. So I was happy that we weren't expected to do that at all times.

Game Tips for Others:

This is a very long game, but a very good one at that. Expect to spend a couple hours or more on this. It's not your usual game.

On the last level choose Slug, Milk Chocolates, Tulips from the shops.

For the very end this is what you need to know:

Make sure you select a Vegetarian Meal. I ran out of cash so I had to go with Exciting Salad (800) instead of Truffles (2000). Each gift costs 250, I only bought 3 gifts, but I didn't find 3 items in the game so there could be more gifts to buy.

Personality Tips:
Sally, Tulips, Eskimo Throat Singing, Yalortian, Sea Slug, Vegetarian, Kinky, FPS, Dislikes the internet, Niceness, Parties are okay, Secretary, Comedy,Thorax,Knitting.

Advice:
Compliment breasts- works
Children- Doesn't, she found it creepy
So have you ever been to an Orgy-works
You look really Sexy-works
Compliment on not looking slutty- Doesn't work
Eyes are beautiful-- works but not the first thing you should pick
Personality more than looks- Doesn't work
Compliment on dignified and modest- Doesn't work
Poetry- works
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My Personal end score was:

1818/2800 coins
13/16 Items
14/16 Tips
105 Deaths

Pseudolonewolf responds:

The girl's personality is randomised, so what you're required to buy or say is different for every playthrough, just so then everyone has to actually play the game rather than, well, cheat by looking up the answers.

splendid

part dating sim, part platformer, and a lotta fun. pretty deep for a flash game, and one that requires a lot of time. if you ask me, this is the game that should be in the big box on the front page, not that other one.

@davs1234: to not feel sick, just collect the cereal and milk, don't collect the burger.

this game is like real life mario