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Reviews for "Clarence's Big Chance"

Amazingly Old-School ala Apogee!

I've always been a huge fan of silly games like this with silly, underdog protagonists struggling to make their way in the world.
I must say that this is up there with the best. Everything was executed top notch, and it just makes it even more amazing that this is a flash game!
I definitely loved the wit, and the every day objects that became Clarence's foes trying to end his pitiful yet hilarious existence.
I await anxiously to see what games you will create in the future, because this one's a gem!

Old School like Super Mario and Leisure Suit Larry

This game was put together so well that I probably would have bought this back in the day. It reminded me of Leisure Suit Larry mixed with Super Mario. I played the entire game through til the very end. I only achieved 75% but I plan on going back a couple times. I know this must have taken you forever to make because it took me a long time to beat. After each level it just kept going on and on but in a good way to where I wasn't just questioning about when this game would end or if it ever would end. You kept the content strong and I liked it. I mean who wouldn't love having a random car driving through the office!

Problems:
The only problem that I had with the game were the blocks themselves. The ones that flicked off and on in the Search History. That section of the game I probably spent a good 20-25 frustrating minutes trying to get through it. I couldn't reach the last tooth in the office on floor 3F no matter how hard I tried even if I used the mouse to jump on. Jumping on enemies to get to a higher height in general I felt was made to difficult. So I was happy that we weren't expected to do that at all times.

Game Tips for Others:

This is a very long game, but a very good one at that. Expect to spend a couple hours or more on this. It's not your usual game.

On the last level choose Slug, Milk Chocolates, Tulips from the shops.

For the very end this is what you need to know:

Make sure you select a Vegetarian Meal. I ran out of cash so I had to go with Exciting Salad (800) instead of Truffles (2000). Each gift costs 250, I only bought 3 gifts, but I didn't find 3 items in the game so there could be more gifts to buy.

Personality Tips:
Sally, Tulips, Eskimo Throat Singing, Yalortian, Sea Slug, Vegetarian, Kinky, FPS, Dislikes the internet, Niceness, Parties are okay, Secretary, Comedy,Thorax,Knitting.

Advice:
Compliment breasts- works
Children- Doesn't, she found it creepy
So have you ever been to an Orgy-works
You look really Sexy-works
Compliment on not looking slutty- Doesn't work
Eyes are beautiful-- works but not the first thing you should pick
Personality more than looks- Doesn't work
Compliment on dignified and modest- Doesn't work
Poetry- works
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My Personal end score was:

1818/2800 coins
13/16 Items
14/16 Tips
105 Deaths

Pseudolonewolf responds:

The girl's personality is randomised, so what you're required to buy or say is different for every playthrough, just so then everyone has to actually play the game rather than, well, cheat by looking up the answers.

Docter! You've done it!

After playing this for a solid 2 hours straight, i have come to the conclusion that you should have been born in the time of Apogee software. Because commander keen, could have stood to be a bit more totally perfect. Although I'm sure you think that's impossible. Good job Sir or Madam.

Gives me a funny feeling inside

It feels like those good ol' old school games. The setting is very funny too. Ugly, obese protagonist, yet he manages to get through his problems, such as crushing his enemies with his overbearing weight. The concept of getting through daily life was well done, especially in the morning. What really blew me away, was at work. Good job man

damn kongragate

why is it every game from this site that i play is grat but has crappy controls no matter what i do the game is always playing up making the character run on its own after i take my finger off the button stop using kongragate for good games

Pseudolonewolf responds:

This is a bug with Internet Explorer, I think; it might be called 'sticky keys' or something. A Google search for something like 'IE flash sticky keys' might tell you which option you need to turn off in order to fix it, though you could also just get another browser, like Chrome or Firefox (which I'd definitely recommend since IE is an abomination).