i don't understand
Dude, this is pretty stupid. Also every time i see somebody that said this game was less the 7 stars people would say it was useless even though it made sense what they said. So is it a useless review or are you just going to be dick and claim this a good game. Don't rate so ignorantly!
Definitely alot of potential
I'll give this a four, because I the story, art, and humor alone are enough to convince me that, if this game was playable, I would enjoy it without a doubt.
But I can't play it. The direction I want to move in keeps getting stuck, and it isn't my keyboard that is at fault. Without this glitch, this would have easily gotten a ten. I'd recomend that you fix it, ASAP.
For your effort
Terrible gameplay, at the end it was unclear what to do with the explosives and when I wanted to check the menu for the keys I had to restart from the beginning... Furthermore I think you overrated the hardness of the game, I was massively stockpiling lives and therefore didn't care how many times I died in the boss battle, knowing I'd kill the guy eventually.
positive: graphic style, although some details would've improved the overall quality.
running on motor oil wearing teflon boots?
You could get used of his inertia and correct the timing of you imput, if it follows some logic, but it seems that rules are complete random, and the most fantascientific thing is to sure-kill an opponent by a running jump, wich should be... maybe the word is... "somehow predictable" ?
Maybe u should integrate the bad physics in the plot of the game, by example, when the bad guys talk about how they will protect the area from trespassers... one of them may say: "And to be even more sure a trespasser get an hard time, we poured oil and fresh dead fish mixed with banana skin and bullshit all over the floor"
And then the hero may say: "that's too bad... and me being complete drunk won't help at all"
And maybe you should add an animation between the moment player releases the run button and the moment the charachter stops... but it would take maaaany cels, i guess.
Ok, there is no way to avoid the subject: unless he's running on a noticeably slippery surface his clumsiness in brake or invert direction doesn't make any sense.
If u "take your sweet time" the game is ridicously easy, but pleeeease, i bet it was, in your intention supposed to be such as donkey kong country.
wtf?
first off, very easy game, second the story line made no sense what so ever. a guy goes out camping and finds a cloning facility that happened to be built in a day and they are cloning superhumans? and bob, johnny, joe, fuk-face apperently attacks like mario!! if i wanted to play a game that had marios gameplay with blood, i would just go to any mario game on newgrounds, hell one even he has a gun!!