Reviews for Poltergifts

[MikaelSpade]

OMFG TGTFGIO...

I FINALLY BEAT THIS DAMN GAME!!!! MONSTER, monster, monster, squirt gun OMFG WTF!!!!!!

Why even keep Timmy's toys in the later stages. Nearly half of those weapons were useless. Actually, 5 were only good. The chainsaw, shotgun, BB gun, Mallet, and nail gun. The metal bat and boomerang were at times useful but I usually had something better.

1. I sometimes went off screen trying to kill them on the bottom, probably not an issue.

2. Timmy's toys = good till you can get better ones, like when you can upgrade mom's.

3. Fist = useless except in beginning. Except when you keep them at bay as a car kills you before you can go to that one present that you can tell has something.

4. No music while in game.

5. TOO MANY USELESS DROPS.

6. Didn't bother playing time attack. I'm not going through that horror again.

7. Bowl was fun.

8. WHY THE F*** DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE!?!?!?

9. Not sure if the whole monster, monster, squirt gun should be taken out. It's annoying, but is like that kid that didn't get what they wanted for Christmas.

10. Why does the mother want a Golf club, Boomerang, and a Metal Bat for anyways? That is one hardcore parent.

11. How about the things get powers when they are upgraded. The squirt gun slows them down... you know what, why not make a TD game as well? Some people don't like those though, whatever, just a suggestion.

12. Love the monsters own animations of the kill, and their designs.

13. Why is the bowling ball not a temporary upgrade, like the T.V. or chocolate?

14. Why not store an extra weapon? Or the chainsaw is like star power.

15 AND F.T.L.O.G.A.A.T.I.H. THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME WAS WHEN I HAD A SHOTGUN OR CHAINSAW, I KEPT ACCIDENTALLY PICKING UP A G.D. SLINGSHOT!!!!!!!

By the way, your game has to be one of the most annoying and addicting games I've ever played. Kudos.

Sincerealally,
Cryogen <(^w^<)

p.s. spelled that wrong on purpose.

Evil-Dog responds:

1) the game could have used a margin at the bottom to prevent that
2) that's the idea, getting screwed by weaker weapons later and having to deal with it. mom weapons have more chance to spawn and dad weapons even more so it's balanced to screw with you but not entirely
3) Gotta get weapons
4) It has music, did you turn it off?
5) I don't think so
6) Alright
7) woot!
8) who? your imaginary friends? it's a game...not a story haha
9) I might boost the squirt gun so you're too dissapointed when you do get it, would you prefer
10) cause they're sport people?
11) yuo realize the game is done right? you played it, it's not suddenly become another kind of game haha
12) yay!
13) it's a weapon not a trap
14) weapon backup could have been nice
15) yeah, picking up by mistake...annoying...could have been thought out better

thanks for the crazy review haha

[WONGA777]

weakling

Some of these wepons r way too weak

[bj09]

addictive...

Once again, you and SickDeathFiend made a great game. This game is lengthy, but the weapons and updates make it feel like a breeze. The gameplay isn't all that innovative but works out great with the format of the game. The difficulty is up and down as sometimes an earlier level can seem more difficult as a later one, but I think that has to with the randomization of the weapons you get and the enemies that appear. Though sometimes this game can get annoying,(Ah fuck, the watergun again, fuck, I didn't even click that weapon, fuck, how many enemies before a single weapon, and fuck, two waterguns, come to mind) it's still an enjoyable experience that has many hours of investment time. The artwork, as always, is amazing and the toy monsters are refreshing, while the music fits well with the concept and sets a creepy mood for the whole game. The Time Trial and Bowling modes are also fun and a great way to earn money if you're stuck(hint,hint). In all, this was a great and refreshing Christmas themed game, and I hope you and SickDeathFiend keep collaborating. Later.

P.S. I think you created something more hated than the enemies- *cough*watergun*cough*- and for that......ummm.....I don't know....I just find that funny. Almost like Toad in Super Mario lol.

[RaiSkreamz]

Cons and pros

Pros: Variety of weapons to destroy the lil bastards with
upgradable weapons
Definetly strategy involved

Cons: Gets repetitive or boring after awhile
Not much variety in the enemies( doesn't matter though)
Weapons are slowly when it comes dealing fast enemies

Overall its a good game and nice concept but there are flaws that are overlooked
but it could be just meh

[sleepercells000]

my finger muscle is 5 times stronger

addicting, challenging, and at some points annoying. Well animated, and creative. Although there are a few small alterations that would have made all the difference. You could have added a pause button, and made so one can mute the sound affects as well as the music. There also could have been greater difficulty difference between the levels on wave mode.
very well done as whole though.