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Reviews for "I am Not a Witch"

great game except...

for na saucy little glitch that causes the char to continue to move in the last direction you pressed sometimes! IDK how come this error keeps getting through the debugging process

Delaware?

Christine O'Donnell certainly deserves to be made fun of as much as the next fundamentalist and this was a good game. I like how there were so many fantastical elements in this, which really suits her personality. My biggest complaint is that the game just seems to go on and on and on. It's really the same enemies over and over. Was the machine thing supposed to have the Brain in it? Anyway, the sound effects were awesome too, especially the little clicky noises the money awards made.

Delaware!

This is hilarious. I'm from Delaware, and I know that everything that comes out of that woman's mouth digs her a hole that goes deeper... and deeper...
The game was of good quality, and well, let's say I have a soft spot for stuff that comes from Delaware. I'm from there, so yeah. :P My only qualms about the game was that it was slightly difficult.

Very interesting, fun way to spend a few minutes

For those who complain about the difficulty, sitting as far as you can get in the upper left hand corner of the screen makes it impossible for any enemies except the IRS jets to hit you. Just shill there and dodge down to grab the pots of gold, safes and 1ups.

That aside, I think it takes a bit too long to accumulate the full $10kk for the amount of challenge in the game. Once you've found the safe spot or learned to deal with each of the foes, there's very little challenge, but a lot of money to collect.

It didn't make sense to me that the boss comes at $8kk not $10kk but that's no big deal.

big spender medal didn't work for me unless there's an upgrade I missed.

Gaem is fun, but...

...that Undead medal is near impossible - i spent half an hour just to get 1,5 billions and one hit takes you and your time to oblivion, lol. Can't imagine what will be at palinzilla and what PAINzilla if you get shot there...

The only valid s strategy to obtain the medal is to cover in the upper left and avoid that fucking mouse for more or less 3 hours. Collect sacks and saves till you are bored to death. The extra life item only gives you 100k bonus money IF you have x9 lives in the first place and getting that item could spell your disaster most of the time...

How to fix that? Power up items! Ones that give you extra money for doing shit like streak based system or limited amount of time bonus shit, dunno... Killing enemies should give you cash too, not just score... Or just the ability of accessing the upgrades menu when you want or from time to time [checkpoint based system] would solve the problem.