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Reviews for "I am Not a Witch"

I love you pox!

Best game ever, hands down :P

Medal unlock

Awesome game, wishign you could fix it up though ;)
For those fo you who had trouble getting medals, here are some tips.
GOOD CITIZEN : Just get money, then walk into an airplane (says IRS on it), personally, I thought it was awesome taht you didn't die from hitting it, yet funny that you lost money.
INFORMED VOTER : Read through the "Who?" section, all 3 pages (just skip the reading).
BIG SPENDER : when you can, buy the 2x, 3x, and 4x of both slots when you can, then focus on earning to win.
MONSTER KILLER : Stay towards the middle, she tends to aim two low and two high, though it does change.
PACIFIST : rather annoying, keep to the top-left and swoop in when you can get a bag (not bomb) of cash, avoid IRS, buy the 2x 3x 4x when you can, as soon as you can.
TEA PARTY NUT : finish... just get it over with
UNDEAD : ~has not achieved~
Secret medal 1 - COOL LIKE A CAT : Buy or Earn (from that flashing elephant [ Republicans] ) 9 lives.
Secret medal 2 - TERRIBLE : jsut start game and lose, don't shoot, don't spend, just die.
Secret medal 3 - ? : ~has not achieved~

Well, somebody please do those 2 I didn't get, I don't have the time to do it over and over again ;)

This game makes more sense than her campaign!

What a nice and refreshing way to create a political burlesque. This game combines the crazyness of an almost two decade enduring campaign into one single game, and boy does it hit the nail on the head!
It also is quite fun, though a little bit long, good jokes should never take too long and after a couple of minutes the laughter was gone. Nevertheless I still wanted to fly around and shoot flying monkeys and mice with human brains. It even got me interested into what kind of person this Christine O'Donnell is. Is it actually true that she is constantly lying about her education? Claiming to have degrees she never got? Even high members of the republicain party are expressing their regret about her candidateship, I cannot believe people like this are even allowed to run for the office of a senator!
There should be a law against this.

Huh?

Not sure why this game is getting bad reviews, especially one from a NG regular like pox. I thought the game was really fun. Controls are super simple, doesn't get much easier than arrow keys and a fire button. Game wasn't too hard either, but the medals are challenging enough. The art was all great, and all the sound effects in the game were totally appropriate, not to mention the music track was awesome. Concept was hilarious too. Good work on this, keep it up.

Awesome game.

"Palzilla" made my day.