Reviews for I am Not a Witch

[newergrounds]

It's like this...

Usually, I like your submissions. You're games are typically fun and addictive, but this one seems to have been made under the influence of some narcotic. There are two major problems working in unison to make this a bad game.

#1 - There are too many variables to tell good from bad. So many things appear on screen from the first second of playing that one really doesn't know what to touch or not.

#2 - The speed at which those variables move is too fast when taking problem #1 into consideration. Before you really get a chance to 'play', you're dead.

I think you may have created this game a bit too hurriedly in order to dish it out before voting day, but just in case there's another cause...stop doing drugs and get back to making great games.

[Virgil-Ashwood]

You can only get so many points for humor

I must say, Even though I know how to win, the game just isn't fun enough to make me want to beat it. Apart from that, all the seemingly random things that come out arent really challenging to deal with. I guess I respect a meaningless time waster, but its not really as fun as it could have been. Idk, maybe I like levels more than a single repeating background.

[Avianar]

No offense

But this game is awful.
Gameplay wise, Christine moves way too slow when going right and left, a simple movement upgrade would have fixed this. Her bolts do practically nothing to pinky, a simple damage upgrade would have fixed that. When trying for pacifist, the clouds make you want to pull your hair out. Not having the rain with the clouds would have fixed that.

Sound wise, I had my sound off, so I can't say anything about it.

Graphics wise, even for a retro style game, it's terrible looking. The enemies made no sense either. Why the hell was pinky the brain there? Pterodactyls? I understand their purpose with gameplay, but you could have chose other models to represent them that could have been just as insane. A flying donkey instead of the ptero? Nancy Pelosi in weird flying contraption instead of pinky?

In closing, if you're going to make a political statement game, make it on topic.
I'm trying my best to keep this unbiased considering I sort of did like Christine O'Donnell, but seriously. If you're going to try making a political statement about any candidate, try and make it at least fun to play...

[countrymadness]

just another stupot politico game

nuf said

[Asawrath]

Not the greatest but not the worst

The game is a little to glitchy for my taste, buttons get stuck very easily.