m not bad
its not to bad, maybe a shield for blocking lol but its to ez mostly timing n extra good work tho
Reviews for "Super Adventure Game Land"
squidly responds:
Don't you have enough health and unlimited lives to make it through?
Also, archers have a considerable delay before they fire, stock up on arrows and hit them first!
Generic, at best
This was pretty awful. I don't see the fun in the characters constantly talking about how much the game itself sucks ("lol the game designer is lazy", "lol this plot is cliche"), or how much other things suck ("lol anime."). I understand that it's supposed to be satire but...it's just not entertaining. It's nothing I haven't already heard from every other adventure game parody. Most importantly, the game play is slow and bland.
As for the positives...
I did smirk at the pit joke. I also liked the tree enemies, they made the game more exciting. The graphics and music are pretty nice.
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The dreaded trees...
I couldn't tell...
If this was meant to be satire or an art game. It fails on both counts. The dialogue wasn't terribly clever or humorous, and the constant misspellings / syntactical errors made me cringe.
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Satire... The spelling errors were on purpose...
NOT witty ot funny
3? That's way too high.
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Fine.
My Eyes Really Hurt
No seriously, my eyes are really burning. The gameplay was terrible in a funny way, which in a way makes it succeed, but way too short, way too much text, and the colorlessness made the fonts REALLY hurt my eyes. Owe.