lolz
this was hilarious and given the choices i probably wouldnt put my lips on his ass to save his life either lol ...
*fact* NEVER suck the venom out of someone else's snake bite ... venom enters the body through the bloodstream and since there are so many blood vessels and capillaries in ur mouth and tongue u can poison urself as well as give the other person possible infection from any bacteria in ur mouth into their wound ... so once again DON'T EVER suck out the snake bite venom ... seek immediate medical care.