WOW, Zelda, Halo, GTA eat your heart out :O
This may be the greatest flash game I have ever played! NO, the Greatest game I have EVAR played!!! I had an orgasm all over my computer from the pure awesomeness of this miracle! My monitor had an orgasm all over me. My grandma walked in and... well you know. I had to show my whole family this masterpiece. Zelda: Ocarina of Time can burn in hell because this is the best. I AM MASTURBATING TO THIS RIGHT NOW!!! It is that fucking awesome! I was so amazed I killed my entire family with a machete and covered my computer with their skin to keep it warm. I am praying to you to make a sequel to this game, don't change a thing! You shouldn't mess with perfection... HOLY RIGHTEOUS PERFECTION!!!!!
5/5
10/10
-awesomecooper-