Reviews for 2nd Annual Tank Awards

[ZaDrugLord]

Just no.

I hate it how you guys promote something ordinary and trivial instead of something that spreads emotion between its viewers and leave something in you even after the flash has ended.I respect your decision, its your website and stuff and you need to choose, but really now, Chuck's new Tux?thats just a little humor and gore at the end. I was definetly sure There She Is would of won, i mean, isnt that a somewhat ultimate form a flash can get?to distribute and release some sort of feelings?i didnt even laugh at Chucks new tux, you really left me jawbreaking, i tell you you just wasted a legend flash.
The same as for the game of the year.
Fancypants was somewhat fun, and the gameplay a little bit original, but it was way behind Aether.
Again, maybe this is just my point of view, meaning best flash must send emotions to theyre viewer.
It's true, Aether didnt inspire so much emotion, but it did even in a little way and its original gameplay made me finish it --unlike fancy pants.
Overall, in my opinion this years tank awards definetly sucked at a major scale.
I sure do hope this is an earlier April Fools joke.

[BlueToad]

Was I watching Pee-Wee Herman?

It would of been better to see a cartoon of Mr. Fulp with such characters as Alien Hominid, Pico, Castle Crashers ( still fucking waiting ) and the greats of NG's. I felt like i was watching something similiar to PeeWee Herman. I now think the other guys of NG are the cool ones who make a pretty cool site because thats got to be the nerdiest dude... sorry Tom but you should stay behind Flash, dont step outside of it.... your too similiar to peewee herman.

[Quicksmasher]

Dont you think....

... if someone is watching this before knowing newgrounds, he would think that website is LAUGHABLE?

How Tom acts is way too childish for newgrounds? Why the hell is no one saying this; am i the only one who thinks that? WTF!?

By the way, the voicegirl is too quiet (and extremely hard to understand) / toms voice is too loud. I proportioned the volume to his voice, then i didnt realize there was a girl speaking - i heard her first when she talked about the last movie.

The animations are cool, but that doesnt brings me away from my opinion:

If someone watches this, he thinks ng is way too childish for him, so he wont visit it. A pity for newgrounds, although EVERYTHING is cool on newgrounds, and all elements have a higher average than this...

You know another website with so many possibilities to do, with so many charakteristics on your userpage, with a cool voting system, awards saying how good a game is and so on?

And do you know another forums better than the bbs?

And now, do you think one of the best forums and websites is childish? Seen with my eyes, this movie is laughabe. Sry.

Know, this review wont stay for long. But its just 0 / 10 for a informative movie, not a important submission like a movie/game/audio/art or whatever with a high score, so its hopefully not that important to rate 0 / 10 ... grrr ...