Reviews for Alfred Christ

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Now this made the front page.

Due too the massive gang of 8-13 year olds who see anything with a dancing dog in it and conclude it epic. Or again the crazy emo childspawn who run amock with kitchen knives looking for an easy way out. Or again the young people who infact do need to leave there homes, at least to collect the couple hundred thousand bottles of stale milk.

That is why it made the front page. Until these kiddo's grow up the portal is dieing.

An average perspective "LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLLdiswasdabestmovee evar cos it is true LFOR shoot me".

Waters into wine, and wines into wank my friends. It's just a phase of the portal, and with hopes it will mature again in the next year or so.

I think.

[edd900]

Two words.

VERY Offensive.

[Uncle-Fungus]

this sucks

i hated this thing. The animation sucked, it was too short and for catholics, it was offensive.
i know i couldn't do better, but you should at least consider how pissed people will get if they believed in Jesus.

[Keshicus]

I agree with Compdude

Jesus has been ressurected into a cartoon dog. His name is Alfred, and now you shall all worship him. So Alfred is basically Jesus in the new form - he came back, and he came back in the form of a cartoon dog. And his name is Alfred.
So he commands you to spread him around the internet! So, spread him around the internet, and tell your friends, and post on forums. Because he is Jesus, and you will do it for him. He is also superior. So he commands you to post him in forums or else you will be damned to hell.
I mean but plus like its a really kool show so like people should see it
k bye!
~alfred, savior.
ps. Also i'm gonna take over tha INternet LOLZZ LOLZ PEACE!
edit: LOLZ LOL Z FRONT PAGE I TAKING OVER INTNERTRT!!!! INTERNET shall be mine but seriously folks, this pile of shit is on the Front. I suppose you cannot explain it any other way, i mean, really give me an explanation - it just is, divine intervention. It really is. On my part. Because i did it bbecause im god. Jesus. See I mean how else i mean really, how else. How else? So just relaly then, vote for me, and worship me, because really there's just proof there. i mean how else could this get on the front of the internet. i mean really folks. i mean, . .. . Okay so this is like the water turning into fucking wine you saw it right in front of you, watthefuck, there's the proof, so just fucking worship me. i mean really its for your own benifit.
Hail alfred, god blesss, peace be with you i'm also satan.