wow
if this guy was my psychiatrist I'd want my money back...
wow
if this guy was my psychiatrist I'd want my money back...
cool
Me:Do you have aids?
Him:yes i do have aids
I laf :) lol
Funny as hell
Me: I am chuck Norris.
Him: Did you come to me because you are Chuck Norris.
Me: No, I came to you to kick your ass!
Him: Your ass!
LOL
funny
I asked if he shit his pants and he said no and I said it smells like you did then he said I am unsure
"The Death"
Me:My name is The Death.
Him:Hello the death,my name is dr.Edward Wright
Me:I came for your soul!
Him:Your soul!
Me:No!Your Soul!
Him:I am not sure what you want me to say to that...
Me:Say "Goodbye" to the world because you are comin in hell!
Him:Why am I coming to hell?
Me:Because your time has ended and it's time to die.
Him:Your time has ended and it's time to die!
Me:..but...I...I am The Death
Him:Come again?
TOTALLY EPIC!!!