LMFAO
For every answer, put "How should I know?"
Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"
Totally hilarious
I think the doc gave up on me after a while. Instead of having some wiseass remark, he just gave me a wikipedia link to find the answer to my question. I got to that point by simply copying every single thing he said and saying it back to him. After that, copying his text just results in "Your answer wwwwikipediacom/search/it that (your or I) really want to know". So starting over is pretty fun.
I feel like putting in a random conversation here too like everyone else :P.
Doc: Intro speach
Me: Why am I always so horny?
Doc: Everything happens for a reason, so what has made things turn out this way?
Me: I'm just always horny.
Doc: Did you come to me because you are just always horny?
Me: No, I also came to get help.
Doc: Tell me how I can help.
Me: I want porn.
Doc: I sometimes also want porn.
Me: Why do you sometimes want porn?
Doc: Because it helps me relax.
Me: Are there any other reasons why that might be?
Doc: Does that question interest you?
Me: What are you writing?
Doc: I am writing down notes about you.
Me: Is that what I'm paying you for?
Doc: Yes you have to pay me, $100 an hour sounds about a fair price right?
Me: Not really.
Doc: What is it about it that makes it do so?
Me: Your grammar sucks.
Doc: Your grammar sucks!
Me: Oh so you have nothing intelligent to say?
Doc: No.
Me: ... I want my money back.
Doc: What if you never got your money back?
Me: I'll let you find out.
Doc: Oh... find out.
Me: Give me my fucking money.
Doc: Why?
Me: Should I ask nicely?
Doc: Yes.
Me: May I please have my money back?
Doc: No.
Me: I'LL KILL YOU!
The convo goes on with him asking me to put the weapon down and after that, it glitched and Doc kept talking, I was trying to type stuff in the chat box but it kept disappearing. Well anyways, fun game though he never answered why I'm so horny all the time :).
Lol
Me: Hello
Him: How do you do. What is your problem.
Me: Well.... Just this morning my penis fell off and I can't seem to find it.
Him: How do you know you can't seem to find it?
Me: because it's not where I left it.
him: what anwser would please you most?
me: give it back.
him: ummmm....
me: I know you took it.
him: oh... took it.
me: you took it like a bitch in heat.
him: oh... took it like a bitch in heat.
Me: show me something.
him: Pardon?
Me: take it off doc.
him: take a deep breath and say something that makes sense.
Me: I wanna have sex with you.
him: why me?
me: wanna have sex?
him: What seems to be bothering you?
lol
me. u have a dick
him. yes
me. can i have it
him.yes of courese you certainly can
XD ROFLMAO
lol
me-lets fuck
him-no
me-are you gay?
him-no im not gay
me-yes you are
him-why do you say that?
me-because you said no
him-we were talking about you not me
me-no we were not
him-why?
me-i love you
him-what do you love about i?
me-you have a penis
him-i dont know
me-do you have a vagina?
him-yes i do have a vagina
me-you are a women
him-what makes you think i am a women
me-you have a vagina
him-no
me-do you have a penis?
him-yes i do have a penis, would it make you more comfertable if i did not?
me-no
him-why?
me-let's have sex
him-yes