TOTALLY EPIC!!
Here's the instructions to OWNAGE!
1.) In the beginning, fight until you get $20000.
2.) Don't lose a lot of health.
3.) Upgrade you're gold find to full.
4.) Hire all 4 applicants.
5.) Buy "Uber Laser Gun".
6.) Don't attack stickmen unless absolutely necessary.
7.) ONLY attack the vehicles.
8.) Upgrade Ammo capacity nonstop.
There ya go. Follow that and you will be "The extra awesome amazing owner dude cyclopse". :)