Terrible
Okay, point one. Since when did a 'game' become something that you have no direct interaction with? What you have submitted here would be a 'movie'. M.O.V.I.E. And a shit one at that. However since you tried so hard to do the sound effects with your mouth, I won't blam you. Try going to flashkit.com, they've got hundreds of royalty-free sound effects there for your pleasure. Fuck, why have I spent so long on this review? One thing I will say though is that it doesn't deserve turd of the week, much like the John Major Lover thing didn't either. Who decides what is turd of the week anyway? Fuck this I've said my piece. But why do I find that I can't stop writing? Well I'll tell you why, it's because I'm trying to find an excuse not to do any work, and if that means writing a ten thousand woprd essay on some wanky flash toon then so be it. FUCK here comes the bos