The ... Pickle?
This is the pickle of the century that will blow your brains all over the wall and then ripen itself into your tiny little mind bore itself in then beat the fuck out of your funny bone! This will burn so hot that you cant stand in a hundred yard radius from it! It will infect so many people with laughter that the whole fuckin' website will be quarantined! Hats off and your pickle jars out to Jonny and his magical ego maniacal pickles!