This is the single greatest game i've ever played.
Here is a short summary, Fun, hilarious, cool, sounded good, played well, etc.
Reviews for "Super Viking Shark Panch"
FREYA DECLARES IT SO
When I beat this game on Easy, I dedicated my body to Odin and screamed as I headbutted my bathroom mirror and drank my own forehead blood.
When I beat this on Medium, I killed a bull using only my bare hands, then forced its calves to watch as I alternated between urinating and dining on its carcass.
When I beat this on Hard, I tore off my own face and stapled it to a lonely bum's left arm. I then instructed him at swordpoint to crawl into a small metal box which I crumpled with the enormous strength of the gods and swallowed whole. I then summoned the Atlantic Ocean to slake my intense thirst.
YOUR GAME HAS SATISFIED THE HEAVENS
FREYA DECLARES IT SO
I have to ask...
...were you drinking when you made the victory/loss messages? If not, you fake it well. ;)
Anyway, review:
Graphics: Were awesome. I loved the fact that that sharks dissolved into blood when panched. >:D Also, the backgrounds were actually designed much better than any of these other rhythm-based games, where most of the focus is directed to the action. Good job. :D
Style: The name says it all:
SUPER VIKING SHARK PANCH CORPSE RIDE MEGA EXTREME 9000
Plus the whole aggressive viking narrator type thing was pretty cool.
Sound: The songs you picked were awesome, and the victory/loss/begin messages were priceless. XD
Violence: Do I really need to explain? 10/10
Interactivity: The only real problem I have with the controls were that there were so few. Why isn't there a button at 100% energy to call in the wrath of Odin and his hammer and laserbeams? I took off 2 points, one for the lack of Odin-ness and one for the lack of the 'pew-pew!'.
Humor: This gets a 10/10 solely for the 'Author's Comments'. And the name. And most of the game. You get the idea.
All-in-all, definitely one of the best games I've seen on NG. Make more!
Amazing.
that was so so fun. You gonna get Raped.
Brutal
very kool game. excellent music, kool theme, excellent artwork. good to kill a few minutes playing. METAL