This is the single greatest game i've ever played.
Here is a short summary, Fun, hilarious, cool, sounded good, played well, etc.
Reviews for "Super Viking Shark Panch"
FREYA DECLARES IT SO
When I beat this game on Easy, I dedicated my body to Odin and screamed as I headbutted my bathroom mirror and drank my own forehead blood.
When I beat this on Medium, I killed a bull using only my bare hands, then forced its calves to watch as I alternated between urinating and dining on its carcass.
When I beat this on Hard, I tore off my own face and stapled it to a lonely bum's left arm. I then instructed him at swordpoint to crawl into a small metal box which I crumpled with the enormous strength of the gods and swallowed whole. I then summoned the Atlantic Ocean to slake my intense thirst.
YOUR GAME HAS SATISFIED THE HEAVENS
FREYA DECLARES IT SO
I have to ask...
...were you drinking when you made the victory/loss messages? If not, you fake it well. ;)
Anyway, review:
Graphics: Were awesome. I loved the fact that that sharks dissolved into blood when panched. >:D Also, the backgrounds were actually designed much better than any of these other rhythm-based games, where most of the focus is directed to the action. Good job. :D
Style: The name says it all:
SUPER VIKING SHARK PANCH CORPSE RIDE MEGA EXTREME 9000
Plus the whole aggressive viking narrator type thing was pretty cool.
Sound: The songs you picked were awesome, and the victory/loss/begin messages were priceless. XD
Violence: Do I really need to explain? 10/10
Interactivity: The only real problem I have with the controls were that there were so few. Why isn't there a button at 100% energy to call in the wrath of Odin and his hammer and laserbeams? I took off 2 points, one for the lack of Odin-ness and one for the lack of the 'pew-pew!'.
Humor: This gets a 10/10 solely for the 'Author's Comments'. And the name. And most of the game. You get the idea.
All-in-all, definitely one of the best games I've seen on NG. Make more!
Amazing.
that was so so fun. You gonna get Raped.
Kick's ass and takes names.
I'm giving this a 5 for as long as I live.