a perfect short
To me, your answering fan mail is better than the nobodies shorts and anything else you do other than your actual episodes.
Now, I would be a little careful when dealing with these groupies. Never in that letter do they ever say that they are girls; they just say that they are not fat internet chicks. So, do they mean they are chicks who are not fat, or just people who are not fat-internet chicks? My advice: wear protection.
Some of your dreams may have been, but David can still get his Jimmy whacked. I guess that's a...plus?