ONION RINGS!
ARGH!!!! ARGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I COULDN'T GET PAST IT!!!! Am I stupid? :( *eats a ring* Hey.. the golden rings the trees want are onion rings! Well, after all they don't have any leaves for chlorophyll, so they want onion rings. Simple as that.
Gets a 3 in violence for violence against those innocent onion ring loving trees!