Not bad.
First off, I'm not going to to go against the author's opinion, because it's just that: An opinion he wanted to express. If it bothers you that much, you really can't call yourself a real gamer. Anyone I know that's devoted to games as I am, doesn't really care what other people think, because when you get right down to it, your opinions and ideas do not matter that much to the other Six Billion people that inhabit this world.
Moving on..
Great story, definitive charatcers, though the graphics are a bit lacking, I like your work, and await your further admissions to the Newgrounds Portal.
4/5.
~MT