wow
this is totally awesome! how'd you come up with somethin like this?!
Reviews for "Revenge of the Kongs"
So many things went wrong...
First off... I'd like to say that I know it's very hard to learn flash. Well. Let's see the track record, this author's made SIX movies before. Uh-huh. Okay. Not an excuse here.
Here's the breakdown of what went wrong.
1) Pixels. There were WAY too many pixel sizes on the screen at all times. It made the movie really bad in quality, which is why I gave the graphics 1/10, along with how the movie seemed to slim the sprites and how unrealistic to the pixels most of the animation was like blood and the hooded guy.
2) The hooded guy. The movie made no sense in the first place, so how does a random hooded guy that isn't K Rool or a Kremling make any sense? Is there a sequel? Because I'm sure I saw every single one of the Kongs die like it was a horror movie. The hooded guy just does not belong.
3) The blood. What the hell. What I hate most is when people use a tremendous amount of blood for no reason, on a parody of a family-style game. Not great. Dixie's murder was the worst, and it ruined the movie even more for me. Then the kremling got the tusk in the chest from an extremely loving rhino buddy. I'm never going to look at poor Rambi the same again.
4) The voice effects. I, personally, was shocked to see that there was more than 1 person who recorded voices for the "characters", because all it was was just a bunch of noises and Cranky talking in an incredibly out-of-character and soft voice I could hardly understand.
5) THE OBVIOUS OVERUSE OF THE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN SOUNDTRACK! That was one of the most annoying things I've ever heard. A bunch of yoshi-sounding Kongs being brutally murdered with far more gore than needed on a G-rated game parody set to practically all the music in a hit movie in a matter of a few minutes.
6) The long and useless cutscenes. Does anyone want to sit there and watch pixels on the screen get larger and smaller dramatically for 2 minutes for no reason? I swear, the scene in Cranky's house was never going to be over. The reason the movie is so long is because the cast will sit there for minutes, as the screen slowly moves in closer.
Along with that are small things, like if the viewer wanted to skip past the boring movie to see who's responsible for such an awful and incredibly boring movie (the credits), you had to see the ending first. DK being blown up was the only funny part and it set the tone for the movie falsely. The crying was way overused and made the characters look screwed up. The use of Rambi as a war mechanism was just incredibly screwed up too.
Overwall, even though it was the worst flash movie I've ever seen, I gave it at least a 1 because it must've taken a lot of time to do, and I watched it to the end, which, as painful as it was, I got great solace to know the main character was lieing dead on a box for no apparent reason.
-Jared Todd. Peace out!
well animated but...
rediculously boring! capture ur audience, i had to stop watchin wen the bird flew into that castle, i was ready to kill myself out of boredom!
terrible
it was a sprite movie, so graphic quality is to be ignored.. while admittadly it is good....
the story was terrible, pretty much a rip off of ROTMK, only crappier... with terrible voice acting, boring combat and really lame deaths.
IT WAS BAD!!!!!
Not only that but it takes 10 minets to load and the movie idea is bad!and what's with the rino!?!?if u want to see a long-loading unfinshed dumb movie step right up and watch this pice of @#$%!!! every1 dies...its a bad story...and only cranky talks...