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Reviews for "Runescape Simulator"

Loved it!

Very nice, I loved the part where it says that Runescape is Bissexual, very cool, but be careful, you might get prosecuted by Jagex or something, L.O.L!

Now I am going to play Runescape woth more pleasure, knowing that it is not gay but actually Bi. L.O.L!

bkdude responds:

if Jagex decided to prosecute me i'd keep the door open, gun in hand easing them in.

They can't prosecute me because I'm in the US, and they're in Britain, and if anything they'd be nabbing me for copyright infringement or something, not using the term "bi" to describe their game.

:)

SUCKS!!!

it SUCKS!!! 1, u just made this because u fail at runescape, 2, INACCURATE as crap,3, runescape 0wns, 4, OMG WTF IS UR PROBLEM!!!!, and 5, IVE BEEN PLAYIN RUNESCAPE FOR 4 YEARS AND IT OWNS!!! IF U HAVENT PLAYED RUNESCAPE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE START!!! (if u want to im not makin anyone do anything...)

P.S. i hate u 4 hating runescape, bkloser
P.S.S. i give u a 1 cuz animation sucked. if i were to give a rating for hating u, itd be a negative infinity.

bkdude responds:

Time to have some fun.

Yo dis da rastamahn ballan pimpulziar an i liek da pow pow and da wot wot an not da clikity clakity goh her do dat ballshizzle whil da BOOM HEADSHOT das aight us wall u c u b misin ut on da intarnat lief dud! ruenscape suh ould an gai wy u liek grindeh boi undar fauls accmpleshment.

Yes, Runescape owns: You, and your life.

Meh. Two.

What difference would it make for someone to and play something like WoW? Does playing "better games" prevent you from having glasses and smiling like a geek on the computer? This is not a "highly accurate" representation of the game, it's more of a highly accurate representation of how to fail on the the game itself and praise inappropriate behavior such as randomly hating on people who haven't done anything at all, scamming players because you are too lazy to earn your own worth of items, and lying to people about an item because there's no better way to sell nooby crap. You're not obligated to play the game for a straight ten hours a day, and as a matter of fact I do quit the game when I'm bored from time to time. You CAN go out with friends, do homework, and have a life outside of Runescape. You just need to know how to balance it out on in my opinion. So there's no need to obliterate the game from existence!

Don't get me wrong though, I found the flash a bit funny, but that's pretty much all that I liked about it despite the crappy animations..

bkdude responds:

Finally, out of all of these reviews, an intellegent point of view. I immediately respect you for this.

To start off, my original thesis concluding this flash roughly equates to this: "No matter how much you play RS, your endgame will always be same, regardless how long or how hard you've played, you'll find yourself either breaking rules or being annoyed by the imperative community, (Or, if you hit the X button unsatisfied, boredom :p) thus quitting"

Now, there is no difference between playing runescape and playing WoW (well, other than the mega-huge WoW installation period) because both fall under the genre of MMORPGs. My realization of my hatred towards the poor execution of this genre (grind, fight, grind, -$5, pvp a little, grind, -$5, grind, grind, -$5, quit) has developed throughout the years and this Flash animation was one of my ways of venting that early frustration in hopes of saving even one soul from bellyflopping into this abyss.

Now, I do admit there probobly was/is/willbe a good MMORPG, however, these specific game developers seem bent on making money on turning people's boredom into addiction and don't want to focus on actually improving any fun factor. (however, anything can be fun when you have ten friends to accompany you, well, except Dragonball Evolution... better not talk about that...)

Personally, i find sticking to simple genres such as FPSs, basic MMOs, RTSs, or singleplayer RPGs (oblivion, fallout) deem themselves most appropriate for most bored people.

There is one example however of an MMORPG that I find myself playing one month every two years. Puzzle Pirates. This game contains absolute minimal grinding and actually has many characteristics pertaining to skill. One can play poker and gain a massive fortune, or one can actually improve their skill in a specific puzzle and make good money specializing in that, or, as I did once, figure out the immersive in-game, entirely player-run economy and form a monopoly, toppling all others of the same type.

No other MMO that I have come across shares those characteristics.

In the end, my theology is; why "click click click click click click x9000" when you can "click, left shift, right click, [use brain]" and leave with no great urge to "GAIN ONE LEVEL" or "DO ONE MORE QUEST" and rather just "play a game"

:)

good i loved it nice work

loved it i get it theres so many ways to get banned, perm muted and muted... i hate runescape for that fact lol for example my perm mute account xomenlordx add me if you can.. for my self i still go on runescape but it is a waste of my time but i dont know what my time would be without it i am a little bit of a geek but i dont act like it so i give this video a 9/10 1- the point becuase the animation was not the best but i loved it. and keep makeing parodys like these ...make a WoW parody dude..and as far as "facenine" goes....shut up noob... this video rocks :P

bkdude responds:

well, i've never played WoW knowing its equally as bad in many aspects to runescape, but i might make a second RS simulator as I find the game fascinating in its odd development pattern, even after not playing it for many years.

I've cursed and yelled at many people on RS and never got muted. I have gotten countless accounts banned however for attempting to steal passwords :p

May I suggest trying a different genre of games if you keep relapsing back into runescape? the MMORPG genre is full of crap. I would suggest a nice FPS or RTS, or, if you have a lot of friends and a lot of time, one MMORPG you MIGHT like would be Conquer Online (it can get VERY boring alone though)

Well, have fun doing whatever :)

Ehhh..

This was really... boring. The art and animation were terrible, the jokes were really bland, and it took FOREVER just to get to the point, which also wasn't funny.

Basically, the joke is "Be a jerk/cheat and you get banned" which is self evident, isn't it? Parts of it were okay, but overall, I've seen better.

bkdude responds:

Well, I'm guessing this flash's true point went a mile over your head.