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Reviews for ""The Hitchhiker""
These fuckers all deserve to get killed.
This is the worst game of choice I have ever played. What the fuck is it supposed to teach you, how to provide marriage counseling in the presence of a suicide bomber while hovering over the couple's car as a formless mist? Yeah, who HASN'T run into that particular situation once or twice. Christ, I cast my soul outside of my body with pagan incantations at least three times a week; it's good for the circulation, and it's fun to mess with people by pretending I'm the ghost of Al Capone.
Oh, and how am I supposed to predict that Yale, educated attorney though he is, will fail to pronounce the sentence "I resent your innuendo?" It's also not my fault that the dumbass woman punches the fucking suicide bomber in the face no matter whom I advise. There should be an option "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO PUNCH SUICIDE BOMBERS IN THE FACE." The only people crazy enough to do that are the suicide bombers themselves. She might as well eat a bowl of beans, light a match and hide a nuclear missile in her asscrack.
I'm going to pretend that I won, because the world is better off without one more scumbag lawyer, frigid wife, adulterous bitch, homicidal maniac and asshole cop. Killing them all is much more satisfying than letting such monstrous pricks walk out of this situation alive.
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this is one of the worst things iv ever played i do not recomend u play it