Reviews for Fire Fry 1.6!!!

[666CrazyClio666]

True genius.

Hah, made my day. I laughed-out-loud at it, who wouldn't ? You sir, are a true genius, I dare anyone to come up with somthing more random, or better. Graphics 10, Because. . . .They rule. Style, 10 for the total randomness and pure ownage of the entire flash, Sound, 10, my favourite song ! Violence, 10, (What's more violent than that ? ?) Interactivity 10 ( That play button isn't going to press itself ! ) Humor 10, Made me laugh alot, thanks alot for that man ! It couldn't have been any better than that ! =)

UberAoC responds:

And you, sir, are an honest reviewer! I seriously can't understand why some people would choose to dislike such a golden nugget of humor and awesomeness on Newgrounds. It's perfect, down to the very core! I mean, who can beat such hardcore excellence in a flash? Nobody, as you clearly pointed out. Thanks for the awesome review and liking the sheer pwnage of FIRE FRY 1.6!!!

[Grombie]

Its feruer Frei not fire fry

And it means Fire at will

UberAoC responds:

Why hello there Grombie! I'm so very glad you caught that there, buddy. It IS "Feuer Frei", isn't it? Wait, no, it must be "feruer", like you spelt it, an imaginary word that closely resembles the name I entered into the description and credits. Damn Grombie, you are sharp as a tack! And it means "Fire at will", huh? Well, I don't know what in the fuck "feruer" translates into, but "Feuer Frei" translates from German to English as "Open Fire", or literally "Fire Freely". Hold on here, I think YOU fucked up! Well shit, let me try dumb this down for ya then.

Perhaps you didn't quite get it, Grombie. You see, when you listen to the song while thinking of how it sounds in English, "Feuer Frei" very closely sounds like "Fire Fry". Following me so far on this? Then, I made a cartoon based on the sound of "Feuer Frei" in English (thus, Fire Fry), the primary language of this website. That idea along with a very random and obscure plotline generated the masterpiece you just witnessed. This concept confuses the fuck out of a LOT of people, as I'm sure you read the reviews and found out. So, either you are as fucking dumb as a dumptruck of rocks OR you knew that I would respond to a "well-thought out" review. For your sake, I pray the latter to be true.

Well Grombie, I'm very glad that people like you continue to display an impressive level of intelligence that seems to consistently surpass my own. YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS! That "school" you claim to have a job at must be rubbing off on you (or rubbing away what insultingly low intelligence you may, however pathetically, claim to have). I hope I get more fucking prodigy children like you writing me reviews in the future! THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT TO MY ATTENTION DUMBFUCK! I'LL FIX THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[thisnameisnottaken]

3 if thats David Hasselhofs hair

It better be!

UberAoC responds:

Uhhh... Yeah! It IS David Hasselhoffs hairdo. Remember to come back and vote 5 a few times and I'll make it any type of fro you want it to be. Thanks for the high scoring review!

[Charged]

Dude...

It's feuer frei, not fire fry - Rammstein are a german band incase you didn't notice, feuer frei means 'open fire' in English.

UberAoC responds:

(Oh dear God, another one of you...)

Ryan, I've gotta hand it to ya, you sure are one bright bulb! What was I thinking, Fire Fry! It's OBVIOUSLY Feuer Frie, just like you said. Wait... hold on here. That's RIGHT! I already labled the song with the CORRECT TITLE in the desctiption AND the cartoon itself. Oh well, but thanks for pointing out that they were a German band! I wouldn't have figured that one out in a million FUCKING years! Thanks Ryan, YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING REVIEWER IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!!

[Shitmonkey420]

awesome

greay job man that has got to be one of the best and most entertaining music video thing s ihave seen, u definetly put enough effort in to it, i really liked the some what controlled randomness, keep up the good work

UberAoC responds:

Thanks for the review! It did take quite a while to formulate. I tried to impliment SOME sort of a plot, but pumping up the random factor was a huge part of the 1.6 upgrade. Thanks much!