Reviews for Fire Fry 1.6!!!

[JunkieMonkey111]

I really feel bad for you...

Wow the inteligence on this site is really thinning....

HEY EVERYBODY!!!! I HAVE AN AWSOME IDEA!!!!! LET'S COMPLAIN BECAUSE HE SAID FIRE FRY INSTEAD OF FEUER FREI!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S START FUCKING RALLYS, YEAH I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY NOW JUST BECAUSE FIRE FRY SOUNDS LIKE FEUER FREI HE THINKS HE CAN JUST GO AND SAY THAT (WHAT AN ASSHOLE) YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEM WHEN PEOPLE DON'T SAY THINGS RIGHT SO NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OF AND AM GOING TO SEND YOU P.M.S EVERY DAY UNTILL YOU CHANGE THE TITLE.

Now this is what these retarts are saying.... I can't believe someone can be so much of an Idiot to comlain that you say fire fry insted of "feuer frei" AS for me I love you flash and you are now on my fav list. I loved Mario's blocks the best though. Whats ironic though is that you try to make a crappy flash (or are you) but it turns out completely random and funny as hell. I love your random sense of humor and hope you continue making funny ass random flashes.

-JunkieMonkey111-

[Vincent-Valentine]

I LUVD DIS FLAQWSHFOEUFYH

Yeah, I love random humor. This was perfect. Good randomness, plenty of hollowpoint-slinging blood-flinging Furby-related madness. AfroFurby. Love the name. Mario Blocks was random, but this takes the PwnCake.

As for all these other reviewers... Jesus Christ Almight Lord and Savior, you pre-pubescent fucksticks, grow a nutsack, grow hair on it, grow maturity, and don't open your mouth until you do. Oh, hell, let's go all the way. Staple your face to a wall and acknowledge that Darwin is to embarrassed to kill you off.

Shitheads.

Anywho. Wicked funny flash, man. Rammstein AND Dragonforce? Damn bro, we gotta consult eachother more on what tunes are good and bad. I think we've got a common ground. =D

[sacristar]

dude

calm down, take a chill pill, THEN GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A FUCKING CENTURY! man i bet that ferbie is the only company as a fuckbuddy youve had all year cause you are just pathetic and could very well do with some lead in the head. ofcourse i shouldnt expect anything betta from sum1 who got beaten by his own ass in the same IQ test. Satan wont even take you to hell, cause compared to your life, Hell is like a cardboard box of kittens you sexdeprived maniac.

UberAoC responds:

Calm down? Take a "chill pill"? Who's getting upset, sacristar? By the looks of your all capitol letter usage, it seems that YOU are pissed off about something, and it's not even remotely related to my cartoon.

You'd do well to take your own advice- your review seems like a very emotionally fueled, "average-teenager-trying-to-g et-some-revenge" type of review. If you're referring to the response I gave the reviewer before you, then I don't understand why you're getting so upset. Nabojohn is a "fucking genius", even as I so graciously complimented him in my response. Why troubles you so, buddy?

Hmmm... it looks to me like all you did was list off a whole bunch of typical, immature jabs at my "sexually deprived life". Alright, "lead in the head", "go to hell", oh, and my personal favorite, "hell is like a cardboard box of kittens you (sex deprived) maniac". So much EMOTION! So much ANGER! And it's all directed at me, the animator of this purely gold cartoon pwnage. I wonder why? Could you be the victim of a previous pwning on the Internet, trying to vent some steam on a random Newgrounds contributor? Maybe you didn't like how "terribly" I treated my "star" (no pun intended, sacristar) reviewer, nabojohn? Or, just a thought, maybe you are a friend of nabojohn coming here to send me messages of harassment in an area reserved for constructive reviews? He liked Rammstein a lot too... what a coincidence. Writes a review on a very unpopular cartoon just a day or two after I gave him my response? Nah, that sounds too good to be true. Sacristar is his own man- he wouldn't be coming here to fight an internet battle on behalf of, ironically, one of my favorite reviewers. Sacristar is too good for that, right man?

Well, you look like a very pissed off young man. Plenty of angst, anger, and all that other great teenager "spirit" (bullshit) that we have all grown to love. I know that you're upset about something, but the review space is not for Internet flame wars. Please, use another method of communication to contact me and we'll settle our little dispute (whatever that might be) like men. It was nice talking to you sacristar. Thanks for the awesome review!

[nabojohn]

OMG you big jackoff

they dont sing fire fry they sing feuer frei wich is german and means fire at will!!! what the hell is wrong with you, the graphics sucked, everything sucked the only good thing was the music, next time, try to make more of it yourself in stead of using just pictures and shit. and maybe you listened to this song an afternoon, and you jus thought ''hey, that sounds like fire fry'' BUT IT DOES NOT
GRRRRRR YOU ARE GIVING RAMMSTEIN A BAD NAME WITH THIS SHIT

UberAoC responds:

And just when I thought all the intelligent reviewers had left Negrounds, you sir, have proved me wrong!

They don't sing "Fire Fry"? Well, son of a bitch! You know, that's exactly what I thought they were REALLY singing, despite the fact that I label the song with the correct title in very beginning of the description and at the end of the cartoon. I accidently put the real title because that's what I thought "Fire Fry" sounded like in German, you know, "Feuer Frei". Just chose German to transliterate that into, of all languages. What a strange happenstance that it turned out to be the correct title! STRANGE shit, I say! And, in German, "Feuer Frei" means "Fire at will"? Well, I'm not sure about that, buddy, but I know for a fact that "Feuer Frei" actually translates into "Open Fire" or literally "Fire Freely". You see, Googling the title of the song and asking for English lyrics doesn't always give you an exact translation of a song from one language to another. It's always good to cross-reference with a few sources before you "present the facts".

Seriously, YOU are pretty fucking clever. Ya caught me! OH NO! I didn't use the real lyrics to make a video! Of course, who in their right mind would decide to use the English sound of the lyrics to make an animutation, an animation that is meant to have random graphics and incorporate incorrectly translated lyrics? As you suggested, that would be a completely erroneous train of thought.

You're absolutely right; "Feuer Frie" sounds NOTHING like "Fire Fry", though both have almost identical pronunciations. Completely fucking different! How on Earth could I have done such a thing as to confuse the two in my cartoon?

Well, nabojohn, I've gotta hand it to ya, you have opened my eyes up to a very harsh and cruel reality. And that's not just the fact that you are completely fucking brilliant, but that Newgrounds isn't a place for having fun or joking around. It's SERIOUS business here on Newgrounds! Thanks for the BEST FUCKING REVIEW I'VE EVER SEEN WITH MY EYES EVER! YOU ARE A FUCKING MASTERMIND OF FLASH CONTENT AND REVIEWING! THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH!

[cfehunter]

random

Well like you said it's random, i can honestly say that mario blocks is a million times better, the style of this is poor and the artwork is pretty much all cutouts.

UberAoC responds:

Well of course Mario's Blocks pwns this cartoon! I spent weeks on Mario's Blocks- this completely random little number took but a few good days to complete (well, a few days to revise from the old 1.0 version at least).

I followed the animutation style when making this, with the exception that the story was a bit more solid. Hard to believe there's a story at all, I know, but it does, however vaguely, exist.

In addition, Mario's Blocks was made much later than "Fire Fry 1.6!!!". My skills keep improving everytime I tinker with flash, so my work will get better. You've gotta remember, though, that it's stuff like this that helps a flash animator build their fundamentals.

Glad that you took the time to look at my other stuff anyways! Thanks for reviewing!