Wow
That really sucked. The talking was so long, the voices were so annoying, and the "humor" was so horrible. Sorry, but I hated it. Also, learn how to pronounce katana please >_>
Reviews for "Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3"
PureCarnage responds:
How about... WOOT! FRONT PAGE!
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Anyone who finds this funny has the mind of a kindergartener. Even then, a kindergartener would only laugh at this if his douche-bag friends were laughing and he wanted to seem cool.
The constant repitition of the phrase "Don't shove a katana up my ass" wasn't funny at all...and it seems like you pretty much leaned on that phrase as your only source of humor throughout the entire flash.
The ninjas didn't fight; they just undulated and occasionally hugged.
The animation wasn't that great either...better than some (children), I guess.
You have one of the worst senses of humor I've ever bore witness to. You're like that kid in high school who is always saying shit aloud that he should just keep to himself...and whenever he starts to speak everyone in the class sighs and shares short, implicit trices of eye contact with one another.
Do better.
PureCarnage responds:
Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.
I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.
It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.
It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.
Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.
I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.
ok
That was by far the worst flash ive ever seen in my life....
You have an interesting idea with other ninjas fighting but then u have to go shove a Katana up their asses with the most annoying voices on the planet...
"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your Soul"
PureCarnage responds:
Yeah whatever... how about... you do a flash and battly my ninja...
I bet it will all be sucky stick figures and tweening.
dude serioso.....
i cant believe that this is flash......it looks like 3ds max or something and if it is you could have done a lot better.....i have seen my fair share of crappy flash and this is the worst.....man just take this off and go start again....take some anatomy classes or something.....jeez i didnt even finish this because it was that much of just utter BS.