Reviews for Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3

[making-fiends]

Bad humor+Bad graphics-Action=Bad Toon

well first off let me say that you need to learn how to model, texture, rig, skin, use a graph editor, learn how to pose, get a better sense of camera angles, learn maya/poser/swift 3d/cinema 4d or whatever program your using and get a better sense of humor BEFORE i write this review.

Graphics: if your using a toon shader learn how to use it, if not learn how to position lights so they aren's solid colors, spend more on your modeling and rigging process (if that even was rig i'm not sure, looked more like axis points) the animation was mostly just random flailing if you can call it that, you have to WORK TO CAMERA and make more than little spinning movements. There was no anticipation in the animation, and the flow was poor and undefined.

Style: same deal as graphics

Sound: none of it was understandable except one of the ninjas sounded like he got kicked in nuts really really hard.

violence: why was a sword shoved up that guys ass i guesse that's violence,

interactivity: a play button

humor: i found none of the movie funny i cant see who would find it funny hence the 0

i'm curious if you could do anything decent in 3d, something that could pass as something among a group of 3d animators, but as of now my guesse is no

*TO ALL PAST REVIEWERS*

i'm sorry if you found some of my review offensive to your views on this movie, but i'd rather say the truth.

PureCarnage responds:

The characters were rigged, not textured and created in less then 10 minutes. What do you expect?

Graphics: It's a dark gloomy night, I could have made it a bright day, hence the stars. The camera and layouts took minutes... not because I could have spent hours planning it, because I chose not to.

I want this to be quick dirty fun flash as we battle for the Ultimate Ninja Supremecy... it's not meant to be some Lord of the Rings trillion triangle poly models with full motion cap suits and voice actors who charge hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Style: It's perfect, fits the NG's gendre of simple fun characters.

Sound: I can understand it just fine, some people can't, the can deal with it.

Violence: Yeah being raped by a katana is concidered violent.

Interactivity: Its a movie not a game.

Humor: Not everyone will find it funny, not everyone likes Scary Movie 4... that's why we are all different.

Your last statement... this is a flash animation for a Newgrounds Forum thread... if you want some serious production that takes months to model/rig/render... Macromedia Flash is not it. I have a 5MB limit, not 150MB+.

Glad you didn't like it, don't bother watching any more and save yourself the grief and fustration that this is not some major movie production.

[Spikash007]

arg man it just got worst and worse

well makes sense how stupid the fights are, no point in some stupid showdown when u know its a useless fight, ur the creator so ur naturally going to make all the other ninjas pussys and ur ninja all "cool". for one katanas are curved blades wielded by mainly samurai, u should at least make it a fair fight.

PureCarnage responds:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

[n3v1789]

bad. just plain bad.

ok, constructive critisism, before i get to describing the painfully retarded unwatchable-ness.
1. scenes are cut waay too long.
2. voices are retarded; ms-sam sounds better. don't, for the love of god, let that give you any ideas
3. asshole threatening is NOT funny, at least when it is the center of the plot, and the whole movie consists of idiotic squealing and asshole stabbing. it's like a porn movie, but with no porn, just the retarded plot.
4. animations were absolutely horrible. horrible. they kind of looked like what puppets would look like if a 3-year-old was playing with them.
5. actual character modelling was sub-par. granted, 3d in flash is actually an acceptable idea, but in your case, executed poorly.
due to those things, the movie was ENTIRELY unwatchable. it was about as enjoyable as masturbating with a cheese grater. it just drug on and on and on and on about asshole stabbing. why don't you just have a 2-hour movie of a guy farting on a toilet; wouldn't that just be hilarious? you have no creativity.

PureCarnage responds:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

[Chas-smith]

aggree with last guy

usally if I see a brutal comment it makes me wish to tell the person to lay off but...........

this did not make me laugh AT ALL it was not funny and the fighting was a wast because you dont get a good feel for the movments it is all just a gumbel...................

do better next time!

PureCarnage responds:

No.

[magicabhorsen]

dude serioso.....

i cant believe that this is flash......it looks like 3ds max or something and if it is you could have done a lot better.....i have seen my fair share of crappy flash and this is the worst.....man just take this off and go start again....take some anatomy classes or something.....jeez i didnt even finish this because it was that much of just utter BS.