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Reviews for "Cheney's Texas Takedown"

Haha!

The game was a little simplistic for my taste, but it did entertain me for a little bit.

I Lol'd!

Improvement suggestions:
* Extra points should be awarded for hitting people who make fun of Dick's daughter, bonus if it is John Kerry.
* Quadruple point if they are asshat Baptist protestors going to an Armed Forces service member's funeral who blame war deaths on "God's dislike of Americas acceptance of gays." (No really. These people are walking non sequeturs who have no respect for the dead!)
* 8x points if Cindy Sheehan shows up.
* Extra points should be awarded for hitting quail, bonus if you shoot DAN QUAYLE.
* Reload ammo for extended time.
* More redneck catch phrases like "Hold on, I need to reload" or "Damnit! I almost spilt my beer."
* Outrun disgruntled halaburton and enron employees. Shoot them before they shoot you.
* Shooting too many people at one time should cause Dick Cheney to have a heart attack.
* Extra life awarded if Dick cheney finds a defibulator. ("CLEAR!")

Lets see you turkeys beat 1350!

BRILLANT! Its the VP edition of GTA, but no hookers! <:(
If your going to portrey Texas, get that part right!!!

I still give it 5 outta 5. Nice job.

nothing special

You can tell right off the back you made it in maybe 2wks but I understand why.

Alrite

The game was nothing but I think you knew that. I thought it was extremely funny just the fact of that incident being brought up again. Make a better game next time but keep your sense of humor.