Good Fun.
Sometimes, I admit, I am a tool. Here I was, playing the game, getting all pissed off because, even though I bought the speed upgrades, I was slowing down in the game, right after sitting on top of those blue thingies, happily blasting them to hell. Just about to give up (and vote, say, 1), I go back and check the instructions.
Don't touch the blue thingies.
"If the blue germs touch you, you will be slowed down."
Oh.
God. What a dumbass. Anyway, I tried it again, and it was good fun. You ended up with a solid 4 from me. Nice work, dude.