Heartbreaking
Few films traverse the path to cinematic greatness, but in 2005, one dared to do so. I quote a passage from that very film: "More then meets the eye" Though I've no rhyme nor reason for choosing such a quote and will not be using it to make any relevant point, I realize that it must send icy chills down all of your spines for its shear wisdom and greatness. The movie, TehTransformers came to me at a significantly sorrowful time in my life. Our family was bankrupt and the winters were growing harsh with each passing year. Cold poridge was our meager supply of food, and we were forced to kill our 22 kittens to make coats and keep warm. Upon seeing TehTransformers, life began to make perfect sense to me, once again. Unicron was a stranger in a strange land. He was branded an outcast, and the only longing in his soul was to journey home to his duck friends in his duck world. TehTransformers is a brilliant piece of social commentary that warns against the plague of prejudice and also against the dangers of technological feats in which we build giant lasers that shoot into space and accidentally bring ducks and evil overlords to our planet. Suffice to say, TehTransformers is a masterful gem of artistry that surpasses even that of de Milo, de Vinci, and Rembrandt. Its refreshingly honest, character-driven dialogue rivals the literary works of Thoreau, Emerson, and Hemingway. TehTransformers has transcended the generations and unlike putrid insults to cinema such as Casablanca and Citizen Kane that are rife with fuzzy, monochromatic images, TehTransformers is in color. In conclusion, I offer words of wisdom that passed from the lips of poet Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.: "A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used." This quote has nothing to do with TehTransformers.