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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

....wtf is this?

This was horrible...not funny at all. And im pretty sure ive heard shitty comedian after shitty comedian say most of these exact same things in their acts.

sucky

this is really stupid i enjoy watching some one shave then watch this.

not funny at all

i didnt even get i giggle outta dis its jus horrible

This is not comedy.

Let me list all that is wrong here. First of all; Who puts their feet in the urinal to pee? How stupid do you have to be? 2nd; No lines to pee? Have you never been to a public event, like a baseball game? 3rd; The daughters thing is NOT TRUE AT ALL, unless the daughter has never acknowledged that everyone uses the bathroom, which is unrealistic as hell. 4th; SECURE THE HANDICAPPED STALL? Do you always do this in real life, depriving the disabled? If so, that is pathetic. 5th; The stuff with writing on stalls is also sad and pathetic because you stole a Dane Cook bit who also steals from Demitri Martin. 6th; How do you even get cut with that toilet paper dispenser? You must have the most frail skin in the world. 7th; The sink bit - The evil red eyes? All you do is put your hands infront and water comes out, easy. Also, the push sinks are diabolical? It's called USING BOTH YOUR HANDS. 8th; I saw a regular towel dispenser just yesterday, what're you talking about? This is just flat-out awful. How can so many of you sympathize with these things THAT NEVER HAPPEN? You have to be some sort of OCD, paranoid shut-in. So glad this was retsupurae'd and many realized that it was indeed just observations, and not observational humor.