You is better than Randy now 1up :P
Yep. I decree you Sprite Master. Good kob ;)
I really nice little short. I enjoyed it quite a bit.
Don't think it really deserves to be on the front page though, too short for that. At least you'll get a lot of ideas this way.
Haha, I just thought of a funny idea you could use for the thing that Mario did to Luigi. Mario is buys a piranha flower as a pet. (Don't ask why) And when he gets home he realizes he doesn't have anywhere to put it. So he takes it into the bathroom, and sticks it in the toilet. Then Luigi comes in to take a dump and the piranha plant bites him on the ass ;)
A little rough around the edges but I think it would be rather funny ;) Anyways, thats the idea I just thought up. Hope whosever wins works out well. :)