That's hilarious.You should do it. The four horsemen, reduced to getting high and fucking their horses. Death's right, so long as there's nothing better to do, may as well.
As far as the actual Horsemen go (I feel terrible that this is longer than my actual review, and mostly in response to power-to-the-players):
The Four Horsemen (in order) are Conquest, War, Famine, and Death.
Conquest was "replaced" by Pestilence in pop culture, but Pestilence is really just what would turn out if Death and Famine had a baby. Conquest is the Horseman that goes and unites Man under one banner, then War charges out on his red horse and turns that on its head and all hell breaks loose.
However, Conquest was never actually named by the Bible, he was just described as being on a white horse, and given a crown.