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Reviews for "The Four Horsemen"

That's hilarious.You should do it. The four horsemen, reduced to getting high and fucking their horses. Death's right, so long as there's nothing better to do, may as well.

As far as the actual Horsemen go (I feel terrible that this is longer than my actual review, and mostly in response to power-to-the-players):
The Four Horsemen (in order) are Conquest, War, Famine, and Death.
Conquest was "replaced" by Pestilence in pop culture, but Pestilence is really just what would turn out if Death and Famine had a baby. Conquest is the Horseman that goes and unites Man under one banner, then War charges out on his red horse and turns that on its head and all hell breaks loose.
However, Conquest was never actually named by the Bible, he was just described as being on a white horse, and given a crown.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aaah its amazing how much i learn from reviews on this site. almost as good as doing research in the first place.

love it! i think you can make a video out of this.

and for more research

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse

THIS WOULD BE A TERRIFIC WEB COMIC! I read it as if Sexual-Lobster himself is vocally interpreting every character!

when will you put the video up on Newgrounds

hey sexual lobster been a fan since i was 13 keep up the work my man