Reviews for Van Helthing: volume 1

[DavrilChorster]

And I thought that Van Helsing was a bad film...

This was awful.
The art and graphics are laughable. Even South Park's art/graphics owns your ass.

And where did you get the awful music? Except the Final Fantasy "Vistory Theme"...

This basically follows the Van Helsing plotline (which was pathetic) and therefore, this film does not have material to work with. In order to make a "working" parody, one must use material that is good; not bad. The Matrix Trilogy, bad material (due to the second and third films being the two worst films of all time); the LOTR trilogy, bad material (awful films, especially for those who have read the novel - yes, it's was originaly only one novel); Van Helsing, bad material; Blade 2, bad material.
Lost in Translation, good material; Mystic River, good material; Citizen Kane, good material; Dark City, good material.

Do you see the point?
I am only trying to help because I am in the film business, along with my writing.

[Tsar-Alex]

Terrible

It took four months to make, and it was four months wasted. I was watching it, waiting for the humour to kick in, then it finished. There is no funny part the only bit that comes close the the irish man, crappy dialogue, slow story, nothing to keep interest. Someone shoot me, or rubber ninja.

[Minotaurius]

Dude!

I luved the spinny whoosh woosh blades but i mean Y'D YA HAVE TO KILL THE LEPRICHAUN, I AM IRISH AND FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!!!

RubberNinja responds:

I am full blood irish. Both of my parents are from Dublin and my sister does irish dancing. and my dad is a irish musician... Thats pretty pathetic to be offended by that.

[darkstriker]

hmph

the only nice thing was that he was puched in his holy thing

[Doomu]

I couldn't sit all the way through van helsing

and I couldn't sit thorough that eiter, good graphics, but it was just a shorter version of the shitty VanHelsing movie with bland stabs at humour.