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Reviews for "Final Fantasy - Real Sh*t"

not bad

a little short, but the movie itself was alright and the drawings were cool too.

Koivo responds:

Wow.... If you like those drawings, you'll love the new ones. The new ones are drawn completely by hand. These were made with a mouse.
Thanks for the comments.

Kinda funny...

Not bad, but it didn't really go anywhere.The jokes were okay, but it seemed to rely mostly on people saying fuck an shit alot.The thing that really dragged it down though was the sound quality.

Go out, buy a better microphone,try again.

Koivo responds:

Hmm...i'll tell my cousin to cut down on the swearing. Also this was supposed to be a one-timer which is why it was never meant to go anywhere. But seeing as how i'm thinking of making a series, it can only get better. As for the mic, the mic is fine, however i had to turn down the quality alot because it was slowing the movie.

...Wow.

WTF?!?!? I found amusing for the wrong reasons really. I found the terrible voice acting funny, the fact that you think homophobia is funny, and the fact that this hasn't been blammed yet funny. The jokes, however, were absolutley shit. It reminded me of some really bad American Pie rip-off. Btw why does Zell talk like a Gangsta? My constructive critisism: Stop trying too hard.

uuuuuhm...

that sucked pretty much. well, at least in my oppinion. you should really practice your voice acting and don't bust up you mic, dude. animation was pretty poor, but hey, I'm no better. this wasn't really my taste but I see you have some fans and for that I am glad for you.

Amazing,

How someone can produce a perfectly atrocious flash based on such a great game.

Graphics-The badly drawn figures move akwardly, that is, when they actually move a great deal

Style- Average. I havent seen anyone draw in that particular style, but it's not a style that is particularly kind to the eyes.

Sound-The voices were horrible. Zell, for some reason, sounds like he is doing an incredibly bad impression of Eric Cartman from South Park, and Squall sounds like he has a feaux-Brittish accent.

Violence- There was a gunblade. W00t.

Interactivity- None, except for the start button.

Humour- Zell had sex with a Chocobo?!!!!1 O Mai Gadw!!!!!1
There was no quality humour in this flash, so a two is
warranted.

Overall?- A childish attempt to make a funny flash. I implore you
to make the sequel better.

Koivo responds:

Why did you have to go there man, Why... I was gonna say that all your points were valid but now you've gone and pissed me OFF!!

About the voice, that's MY voice and I'm A F***ING AUSTRALIAN!! THAT IS MY NATURAL VOICE!! As for Zell, that's my cousin because this was HIS idea. He was visiting for a week and wanted to make a flash with me so we quickly whipped up a script not meaning to go anywhere or be clever. Plus I animated it and synched it in a single day so he could see it before he headed home. It was just making fun of what Squall and Zell might do if they weren't always fighting.

Now, I didn't even plan a sequel until so many people requested one. So YES, the sequel is better which is why its taking so long and its people like YOU that make me wonder why I bother. By the way, thank you for pointing out flaws that I already knew about and even mentioned in my author comments.

So as I said, I was going to be nice and agree with all your points about the film but right now after insulting not just my voice, but my heritage, you can get F***ed.