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Reviews for "Final Fantasy - Real Sh*t"

I know this got blammed the first time but...

Hey, I think this is a decent, humorous flash. I like the skip intro button, cause it WAS a little drawn out. I have seen alot of SHIT come flying though lately, and I believe this is worthy of a place in the portal. I hope my 5.22 voting power will work! Best of luck!

Koivo responds:

Ah well. You can't win them all. Thanks for your continued support. I hope it helps too.

I didn't see the racist stuff, myself

I don't know what whoever is talking about. I admit I have the sound down because my roommates are sleeping, but I didn't hear anything bad. Could you tell me what you are talking about?

Rock, blues, jazz, metal, hip-hop and the culture surrounding it started with blacks, but copying it dosen't make it racist at all. If it's cool, regardless of who started it, everyone will copy it. Heck, who won't wear a pink tutu if that was a guarantee that the woman of your dreams will be all over you?

Anyways, If you avoid the bad or racist words you will have nothing to worry about. It's a pretty cool movie.

Koivo responds:

Thank you. Thats exactly my point. I couldnt see it either. Hehe but I also dont see the person who said that in the first place either. Thanks for your kind words.

final fantasy the way it should be!!!

haha great movie,
keep up the great work.

Koivo responds:

I intend to.

Not bad

good job makin this one!
knowing flash is'nt easy u realy
did a great job!

Koivo responds:

Thank you.

Lmao...

OMG man that s**t was funny! I found it hysterical even though I've never played Final Fantasy 8. I think 7 kicks ass though.

Graphics:
What the hell do you mean your graphics suck? They're alright. Everyone looked like they were in a South Park episode. Not particularly accurate character designs though.

Style:
Not much of a plot except for Squall and Zell talking about stuff. But the parodies were awesome. You made Quistis into a slut lol.

Sound:
The voices were pretty crap. Squall sounded like a stereotypical British guy, and Seifer sounded gay as f**k. I liked the music in the credit's though.

Violence:
Errrr... A gunblade? Not really any violence.

Interactivity:
It's a movie.

Humour:
Very good jokes. To quote from the funniest part of the movie:

Squall: "S**t man! You f**ked a chocobo?"
Zell: "Well, I didn't know it was a chocobo until it was over. I thought it was Selphie."

Not bad humour, but the way Zell couldn't tell the difference between a hot chick with nunchuku and a big yellow bird thingy is raher disturbing. I think he may need his eyes looked at. I also liked how you made Seifer gay.

Great flash. Keep up the fine work. Maybe if you get a copy of FF7, you can take the piss outta how Aerith dies, or something.