You got a 5/10
It was good, but just the fact that you played hitman and its still this bad is wrong. Just wrong. That game rocks and you shouldnt steal its title for a crap flash.
Reviews for "The Hitman..."
BazzMann responds:
The fact that I played Hitman is irrelevant, I said that to make the point how rarely I have played that game.
The game does rock, but I never was into it. And as for "stealing the title"? This movie has a hitman. That game had a hitman. Should I have thought "hmm, since there is some other random item in the world that shares this name, I should call it Big Scary Cattle Attack?". No,I think not.
And since you said my film was good but also bad in the same sentance is a pretty gigantic contradiction, isn't it? Just makes you wonder...
A good effort.
First off, alot of the people who reviewed this are dumbasses. This is NOT a horrible flash, it is NOT ripping off a game, and Hitmen are not, despite what the title of Hitman 2 may lead you to believe, always silent assassins. A hitman is someone who is hired to kill someone, that simple. It just works better to be stealthy, generally. Don't let these reviewers get you down (You know, the ones saying things like "Thsi sux pigz cox!!!!!111," as they are dumbasses who can't see potential and effort when it is right in front of them.
Anyway, about the movie. It was rather good, I liked the music and sound (Counter-strike sounds are perhaps a little overused, but hey, they do the job). The graphics and animation lacked some professional polish, though. I think the gunshots could have a little more put into them, and the animation looked stiff at times, but these are all things that improve with practice. I'd like to see more of your animations, and see how you improve.
Finally, regardless of whether or not the Hitman games inspired this cartoon (I'm sure they must have, at least to some suttle extent), it doesn't matter. Many hitmen are bald and likely wear ties. And red is not an uncommon color for ties.
So to the next reviewer: If you have a bad review to write, it probably isn't a very well thought out one, so go sit in a corner and think it over again.
That is all.
BazzMann responds:
Damn, I actually JUST realised what all the fuss is about! I firstly assumed people were linking this to Hitman because both have 2 random assasins - your comments about the red tie, and the baldness make a lot more sense now, though I still can't remember whether or not the guy in the game has the red tie (I'm now assuming he certianly does). But if I were actually influenced by the game, it'd be all unconciously and I'm totally unaware of it - and I doubt that is the case...
Anyway, thank you for the review, it really is a helpful one!!
Sorry, pal. That was just crap and a rip off.
You've played Hitman for a total of 10 minutes? So you obviously have played the game, and if you felt it was worth mentioning in your author description, then it must have affected you. I'll grant you that the primary similarities is that there's the Bald-ness and the Red Tie; but I think you know damn well that those are the two features you'd use to sum up 47 of the Hitman series.
If you weren't..."inspired"...by hitman, then it was definitly Counter-Strike. The FNP-90? The Seven-Nine? The Ingrams? The Sniper Rifle? Traced, no?
Also, your choice of music wasn't the greatest, and the weapons looked bigger than the people holding them, and as far as I can remember...my sniper rifles never said LOCKED in big red letters when I was aiming at someing. I'd assume thats reservered for things like ground-to-air missles...anyway, Crappy Job, work on it, and play Hitman for more than 10 minutes. Thanks.
BazzMann responds:
Yet again someone with no intelligance - let me break down your points simply and logically, one by one.
Firstly, I SAID I HAVE PLAYED HITMAN, YES!! BUT IF YOU READ THE CONTEXT I SAID IT IN, I SAID IT TO MAKE A STATEMENT OF HOW LITTLE I HAVE PLAYED IT! I felt it was worth mentioning in my author's comments, because EVERYONE felt it was worth mentioning it in their reviews. It was merely an update to educate.
Secondly, if you read the ending of the movie for a split second (unless you can't read), you'll see that I gave credit to Counterstrike in full for the drawings. What did you want me to do? Write "Property of Counterstrike" on the trigger? And anyway, if you read my author's comment SO well, which it is clear you did not, I admitted that I was influenced somewhat by Counterstrike
The primary similarities are the only "fishy" things here, and this is questionable of whether I'm lying through my teeth or not. I can only try to assure you that those similarities are a coincidence... in fact, the bald character in this movie at one point, was going to be killed off, and the fat guy in the hat was going to do the shooting... I made this movie very randomly.
Stop jerking off for more than 10 minutes and I'll play Hitman likewise...
LIAR!
THAT WAS TOTALLY AGENT 47!
BazzMann responds:
If you say so...
What????
how can that not be 47 hes bald and whres a suit and is a hitman.infact no hes not a hitman im pretty sure hitman are silent killers like an asassin anyway that completely sucked pigs cock drawing was really bad and the characters moved badly.there wan'nt enough sound there was just shooting and music and no voices i really did'nt enjoy this sorry just telling you my opinion man.
BazzMann responds:
EVERY CHARACTER WORE A SUIT! Oh my God... there were 4 Agent 47s in this movie! Well, that's just impossible! This suxx, BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Since when do hitmen have to be silent killers. I've read quite a few REAL-LIFE news stories where hitmen have assasinated by drivebys, explosives, anything that gets the job done. Most hitmen obviously havn't got a college education, or extensive secretive advanced military training - the most experienced hitman you get might be an ex-Seal (or S.A.S), and that's hardly anywhere near the expertise of the FANTASY CHARACTER OF THE GAME!!
... wanker.