excuse me but i have to......
.....scratch my tiny grandma.
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
Nice Job.
Help me! I have to shave my scary waffle!!! Very funny and nice idea. Worth a 4.
"I'd really love to... but I can't because I have to pierce my broken waffle."
heh
Eat my burnt banjo.. lol... pretty cool but different situations would have been better...
LOL! this is hilarious! you will get out of trouble no time !!!! XD!
I cant go to school because because I have to climb my flaming mailman