AHAAHAHA
Ahahaha you're going straight to hell with this one, I'll see you there
That game's hilarious
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
YES
this rocks FUCK u god humpers
IGONORE THEM THIS RULES
thanks for this it really lightened my day and now i have some stuff i can use to argue with christians. yay =)
OMG! NO HE DID'ENT !!!!!!!!!!!
To the last guy that posted....well to bad go cry to youre mom if you dont like stuff like this then I recoment going to some guy cristina web site. Ohh and to the dude that made this way to have the bawls to make fun of one of the most popular religions around.
Singed, Ninja-Sasuke
Just wanted to set the record straight
First off, I am NOT a christian anymore, but I have been a majority of my life and know the Bible pretty well.
Went through it until it repeated, my thoughts are the same on many of these, but for the record..
1. There are several religions of christianity that speak in "tongues" methodists, pentecostals, etc
2. The part about fowls, and 4 legged creatures is only half the line. It speaks of the abominations to eat as they are unclean. If a 4 legged creature is split hooved and chews the cud it is clean, where Muslims and such get that pigs are unclean, but this is rebuked in the new testament with a vision to Paul.
3. Some other great quotes are:
Ec 6:2 - God gives a man riches, wealth, and honor so that he lacks nothing of all he desires for himself, but God does not allow him to enjoy them. Instead, a stranger will enjoy them. This is futile and a sickening tragedy.
and my favorite
Re 18 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book;
19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
Known fact, the new King James Version took a few books out of the Bible, what happened to the guys that did it? Nothing.
Anyways, game sucked, but the humor was decent and you have seen the truth.