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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Disgusting

First off, i will point out that I am a christain and start off with a bias against this. But i review my disdain of this game from that point of view like many other reviews i've seen (By the way, to the christians who did review, it's a real good message to comment your disgust with "Fuck you!"'s and "I hope you burn in hell!"'s).

The reason i hated it was the disturbing concept itself. I wouldn't care if it were Jesus, Adolf Hitler, or Osama up there. The point is that this is a very unsettling game. There's no way one can enjoy this game without having some issues. I think the maker has some talent, though. He just shouldn't waste it on trash like this.

~Vanga

very interesting & origional

hmm there are some very good points here,that i never thought of, because i don't read the bible & don't want to translate it( im lazy ;) ). only one fault i can pick out- the graphics & sound are great, but the blood,well, doesn't look like blood. it is very origional, ng has tons of random crap & copied stuff etc. (the guy before me agrees)

Overall if u don't wanna read above-goood,bad blood, origional. hope too see more stuff like it.

Original.

The graphics could have been much better, but they were pretty decent. One thing that could use a major upgrade would be the blood. It's to thin and light, as if created in paint using the pencil tool. If you can refab it a bit, then the graphics would be improved greatly. I liked the sound, you did a pretty nice job on the sfx and music. The best point of this piece here is definatly the originality. NG is oozing with to much copied and re-worked pieces, so it's definatly nice to see creative originality here once in a while. Although 99% won't like it, because in their eyes, it's ungodly to portray something that happened in the bible. OMG what a shocker. They hate a flash because it protrays the background for the whole reason their religion exists. I also beleive that the Jewish, and Christian communities will have a common understanding of hate towards this peice. But you have done a job well done if you can bring two massive religious cult groups together under one common thought.

Ah well, who cares what the Christian kiddies think about your work. No one listents to those brainwashed freaks anyways.

Not good, not bad

Some of th quotes were funny, but the screaming got annoying after a while. If you're going to poke fun at a 2000+ year old religion, spend more than three hours making the joke.

Funny

Your quotes were hilarious but repititive. Couldnt't stand 5 minutes of it. Try and makwe a f;lash thats actuakly hard to do..