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Reviews for "The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!"

Fucking awesome.

Awesome fucking.
Singapore and Chuck Norris for the win!

astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS FOR THE WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Singapore, we don't know :P
THANKS FOR THE SCORE. Bowling shotgun! Use a shotgun on 'em bowling pins if the ball is giving you problems. Ten frame set, 300 score. We believe you can do it dsilusion!!! :)

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Awesome

loved it. I bet that in the eyes of the ranger...this is awesome.

funny ,stupid

either way AWSOME wooh wooh dont forget donkey kong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently...

... People are missing the point of this song. One mention of him is enough to clarify, but to truly understand you should read their summary of the situation. It is primarily about Chuck Norris, 50, 000 mentions of his name shouldn't be required.

Great song, keep up the good work!

astroninja responds:

Yes yes! We were afraid that mentioning him TWICE would result in people dying from aural sex or multi orgasms that would be quite scary we didn't want that! And the song is about CHUCK NORRIS, but what he represents, not how awesome he is, though he IS uber awesome, he's beyond awesome. he's like. The universe.

THANKS FOR THE SCORE! you are rockin' ninja!
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ZOMG ITS CHUCK NORRIS

:D Chuck Norris, that is all.